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�� Stay Trashy This Holiday Season ��
The Sarcastic Raccoon Advent Calendar is the perfect way to add humor + holiday cheer to your festivities! �😆
Inside the Sarcastic Raccoon Advent Calendar, every door hides a raccoon that’s:
👉 Cute but Feral 💕😈
👉 Too Classy for This Holiday 💅�
👉 Didn’t fall… just attacked the floor🤦♂ï¸�💥
ğŸ�„ Whether it’s for yourself or as the funniest Secret Santa gift ever, this Advent Calendar guarantees laughs all December long.😂ğŸ��
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🚚 Insured Worldwide Shipping: Each order includes real-time tracking details and insurance coverage in the unlikely event that a package gets lost or stolen in transit.
✉� 48/7 Customer Support: We have a team of live reps ready to help and answer any questions you have within a 48-hour time frame, 7 days a week.
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Standard (12–15 business days) is $6.99 per order.
VIP shipping is $16.99 per order.
All orders are processed and shipped within 3 business days. Please note that exceptions may occur during peak holiday seasons, promotional events, severe weather conditions, or carrier-related delays, which could extend processing times.
Applies to the 48 contiguous states only, excluding oversized items and furniture.
If you live in the mainland US, depending on your order, your package will be delivered with UPS or USPS (excluding oversized items).
All orders are shipped with UPS/USPS.
Gift cards are sent electronically free of charge.
All orders include tracking until delivered to your home.
Standard shipping typically delivers within 7–10 business days.
During peak seasons (such as Christmas), delivery may take slightly longer.
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